We spent two weeks in Italy and somehow hit Rome, Siena, Florence, Pisa, San Gimignano, Venice, Milan, Sorrento, Pompeii, Naples, Positano, and Amalfi… which sounds glamorous until you realize we were basically training for a stair-based survival show. Rome is chaos...
Italy 2026
May 1, 2026: Arrivederci, Italy
Buongiorno! We only ended up sacrificing a few small, replaceable toiletry items—but we also kind of cheated. On the way here, we brought carry-ons to avoid lost luggage. Today, we checked them instead. We each also had an extra shoulder bag in addition to our...
April 30, 2026: One last bite of Rome.
Is it weird that I’m not even a little sore from all the stairs yesterday? Italy, in general, has reactivated all of my muscle groups. I should really take advantage of this and make friends with a StairMaster when I get back. Last night I had to finish my blogging...
April 29, 2026: Positano and Amalfi by Sea
Dear Diary,Today I climbed 7,000 steps. Let me tell you more… I’ll admit, this was our least planned day of the entire trip. The only thing on my itinerary was: Positano and Amalfi. In an attempt to still be somewhat proactive, I went on the Ferryhopper app the night...
April 28, 2026: Plumes, Pizza, and Post-Traumatic Gnocchi
This morning we took the 8:14 a.m. Circumvesuviana commuter train to Pompeii. This part of Italy is a little different from the rest of the country. I don’t want to call it the Stone Age, but… you can’t tap to pay or buy tickets online. There are ticket machines, I...
April 27, 2026: From Milan to Sorrento
So the floating dust bunnies turned out to be poplar fluff, which is basically tree seed fluff, and it spreads far and wide. I find it to be a nuisance, but the Milanese act like they don’t even see it anymore. Either that, or they’ve been desensitized and evolved to...
April 26, 2026: Money, Marketing, Milan
Our day started with a 9:15 a.m. Last Supper ticket and walking tour with Wander in Italy. We arrived early and grabbed coffee and croissants from a nearby spot, Caffè Le Grazie, which had a suspiciously low rating—something like 3.4. I’m calling nonsense. The coffee...
April 25, 2026: Siamo A Milano!
Farewell Venezia… I think it’s safe to say we’re caught up on sleep now. We both slept like babies last night and got ourselves ready without rushing. We even had time for breakfast and cappuccinos and still made it to the train station before our platform was...
April 24, 2026: Venetian Pizza Heists and Historical Side-Eyes
Our first item on the schedule today was postponed by our tour company, which gave us a little time to sleep in and grab some breakfast. We said we would just “peek” at the free hotel breakfast, but once we took a look, we somehow found ourselves fully seated with...